Work Friday Haikus

Friday's here at last
Been an insane crazy week
I need a snow cone

If you retire
3 days notice - not enough
I think I might scream

Coffee urn is gross
You left it out for two weeks
I'm not cleaning it


Compressed air is fun
Entertains me all day long
Can is empty now

Please keep your voice down
Don't congregate at my desk
Expense reports suck