French jokes

I love the French.. simply because they provide so many opportunities for jokes. Seriously, it's just so darn easy!


Go to www.google.com and type in French Victories. Click on the "I'm feeling lucky" button. You'll love it. Unless you're French that is.. ;)


Q: Why do French naval ships have glass bottoms?
A: To see all their other ships.

Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
A: Nobody knows, it's never been tried.

Q. Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
A. Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

Q: How many gears does a French tank have?
A: 4 reverse and 1 forward, in case the enemy attacks from the rear.

Q: How can you identify a French Infantryman?
A: Sunburned armpits.

Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
A. The Army.

A: What do you get if you see a Frenchman up to his neck in sand?
Q: More sand.

Q: What is the most useful thing in the French Army?
A: A rearview mirror, so they can see the war.

Donald Rumsfeld was being heckled by a French anti-war weenie when he suddenly turned and asked the Frenchman: "Excuse me. Do you speak German?" The Frenchman replied "No." Rumsfeld looked him in the eyes and said "You're welcome."

Anyone see the French Military Rifle on eBay? It's never been shot and only dropped once!

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion." —Norman Schwartzkopf